Tanner emerges from the bathroom, smiling…
Tanner: “Elmo had to go potty!”
Nick: “Tanner, why is Elmo’s bottom wet?”
Tanner: “I put him in the ter-let. He hadda go potty.”
Nick: “Oh. Well let’s not do that any more.”
— 5 minutes pass —
In runs Tanner again…
Nick: “Tanner, why are Elmo’s arms wet now?”
Tanner: “Daddy, Elmo warshed his hands!”
Nick: “Oh. Awesome.”
Hope Elmo can swim!


