ParentingJuly 25, 2009 6:34 pm

Tanner emerges from the bathroom, smiling…
Tanner: “Elmo had to go potty!”
Nick: “Tanner, why is Elmo’s bottom wet?”
Tanner: “I put him in the ter-let. He hadda go potty.”
Nick: “Oh. Well let’s not do that any more.”
— 5 minutes pass —
In runs Tanner again…
Nick: “Tanner, why are Elmo’s arms wet now?”
Tanner: “Daddy, Elmo warshed his hands!”
Nick: “Oh. Awesome.”

Hope Elmo can swim!

Parenting 6:26 pm

If the stylist accidentally scratches your two-year-old’s neck with the scissors during a haircut, you’re done. The incident occured about 30 seconds after this picture was taken, she pitched a fit for a good 30 minutes, and we left. With a half haircut. Oh well…it just wasn’t our day. But I’m sure the other 10 parents in the waiting room enjoyed watching my kid’s hysterics. Um, not.

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